The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al-Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Billy Bob, Billy Ray, Bubba Ray, Joey, and Skinny Joey are being sent in with the following rules of engagement:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They don’t like barbecue.
6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death.

Should be over in about a week.