· In a safari park: “Elephants Please Stay in Your Car.” · On a pamphlet: “If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.” · At a repair shop: “We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn’t work.)” · In a health food store window: “Closed due […]

So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away […]

The evolution in teaching math since the 1950s: 1. Teaching Math In 1950s – A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ? 2. Teaching Math In 1960s – A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of […]

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Okay , but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, ” […]