· In a safari park: “Elephants Please Stay in Your Car.”
· On a pamphlet: “If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.”
· At a repair shop: “We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn’t work.)”
· In a health food store window: “Closed due to illness.”
· At a dry cleaner’s: “Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.”
· In a department store: “Bargain Basement Upstairs”