THINGS THAT IRRITATE A SANE PERSON

• There are always one or two ice cubes that won’t pop out of the tray. 
• You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. 
• The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 
• A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. 
• You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. 
• The radio station doesn’t tell you who sang that song. 
• You rub on hand cream and can’t turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.